Because society brainwashes individuals with feeble minds, promising a shiny sugary treat in a bowl of milk for an expensive price.
Don’t worry it’s all going according to plan…
Or do worry…whatever makes this more fun.
Whether it works or not doesn’t concern me…
I just find the way people try to solve their problems fascinating…Oh the human mind!! It’s so amazing!!
Yes, and hell is quite nice this time of year.
You Anon. I would kill you. Trying to stop me from killing Shizzy…well, we’ll see about that.
Two faced: You think I have two faces?
Am I a Taco panda?: what would make you think that?
From mars/pluto: No, but I’m pretty sure that’s where Shizzy-chan comes from…
Am I here to steal everyone’s left shoe and troll all of humanity?: Oh my dear I would never do that.
And out of my extreme curiosity, what would make you think I would use a chainsaw? You think I would stoop so low as to use such a rudimentary tool?